«Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.»
-Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign-

«If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President-

«So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
-Christian Aguilera-

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
-Ivana Trump, ..ing her first novel-

«I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
-Milos Foreman, Film director-

«When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.»
-Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.-

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
-Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate-

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
-Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach-

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
-Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)-

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)-

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
-Greg Norman, Golfer-

«It’s nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he’ll bring a drill or something.»
-Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college-

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
-Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal-

«These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.»
-Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player-

«I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.»
-Paris Hilton (December 2003)-

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
-Arnold Schwarzenegger-

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
-Mariah Carey, pop singer-

«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
-Yogi Berra, Baseball player-

«My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
-Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.-

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.»
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President-

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
-Dan Rather, television news anchor-

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
-George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000-

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
-Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.-

«I was in a no-win situation, so I’m glad that I won rather than lost.»
-Frank Bruno, Boxer-

«I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.»
-George Bush-

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
-George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season-

«I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
-Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons-

«The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
-Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst-

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
-Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager-

«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
-Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.-

«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn’t own anything. My wife’s a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven’t sold them.»
-Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties-

They misunderestimated me.»
-George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)-

«I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.»
-Linda Evangelista, Supermodel-

«Facts are stupid things.»
-Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President-

«What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President-

«That’s just the tip of the ice cube.»
-Neil Hamilton, BBC2-

«A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.»
-Samuel Goldwyn-

«I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.»
-Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer-

«It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President-

«I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.-

«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.»
-Sylvestor Stallone, Actor-

«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC-

«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President-

«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
-George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)-

«Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.»
-Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister-

«There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.»
-Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor-

«We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
-Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks-

«I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.»
-Britney Spears-

«Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding
-Mickey Rivers, baseball player-

«I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President-

«Put the ‘off’ button on.»
-George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000-

«So Carol, you’re a housewife and mother. And have you got any children
-Michael Barrymore-

«Food is an important part of a balanced diet
-Fran Lebowitz, US writer-

«We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need
-Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation-

«For NASA, space is still a high priority
-Dan Quayle-

«He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
-Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer-

«If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight
-George Gobel-

«If only faces could talk…»
-Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl-

«Every minute was more exciting than the next
-Linda Evans, actress-

«I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me
-Jessica Simpson-